'The Affair' by Lauren Harries
 

Is this another affair or the same one she allegedly had with Russell Brand, in the thread below this one?

Not keen on clicking links...

It her written account of what took place leading up to 'Russell calling'

Thanks.

It's a bit cruel using your mom with her frail, broken hips as a game of Backaroo! :joker:

:hugesmile:I put it in a separate thread because sometimes little gems like these get lost.I think it's an 'interesting' read

Somebody was right about Lauren forcing drugs on people...

Yes, it's an interesting read, so thanks again. I just had to be sure first ;)

She is mental,I think she wishes this happened and probably fantasized about it whilst eating her "picnic" at the Holiday Inn".

I have doubts that Lauren has ever had sex..... in either gender.

All of which is fiction and in Lauren's frazzled head.

A really turgid read-lauren has a photographic memory for even the most banal details.Just get to the bit where you shag Brand I was thinking.It's an indication of her delusional state that she's written an autobiography and thinks anyone will want to publish it let alone read it.Sayin that she might get a book deal after winning Celeb BB but it'l be in the bargain bin in a matter of weeks.