[erinp5]

http://laurenrussellaffair.blogspot.co.uk/

[Visage]

Is this another affair or the same one she allegedly had with Russell Brand, in the thread below this one?

Not keen on clicking links...

[erinp5]

Originally Posted by Visage

Is this another affair or the same one she allegedly had with Russell Brand, in the thread below this one?

Not keen on clicking links...

It her written account of what took place leading up to 'Russell calling'

[Visage]

Originally Posted by erinp5

It her written account of what took place leading up to 'Russell calling'

Thanks.

[Pincho Paxton]

As I wheeled my suitcase out of Paddington station I looked around to see where my mother was. She had two broken hips and was tottering a bit on her high heels. I took one of the heavy bags from her shoulder. My mother was perspiring under the weight of the bags. The bags contained two sets of heated rollers, a large box of my jewellery and a large picnic. My father always made us food to take on our trips as we seldom ate in hotel restaurants.

It's a bit cruel using your mom with her frail, broken hips as a game of Backaroo!

[erinp5]

I put it in a separate thread because sometimes little gems like these get lost.I think it's an 'interesting' read

[Pincho Paxton]

Somebody was right about Lauren forcing drugs on people...

I had noticed my mother eating one of her homemade 'herbal' cakes as the train approached London. She was now pleasantly stoned. I guess she needed that feeling to be pleasant to the television people, whom she often found false and egotistical.

[Visage]

Originally Posted by erinp5

I put it in a separate thread because sometimes little gems like these get lost.I think it's an 'interesting' read

Yes, it's an interesting read, so thanks again. I just had to be sure first

[Northern Monkey]

She is mental,I think she wishes this happened and probably fantasized about it whilst eating her "picnic" at the Holiday Inn".

[CaudleHalbard]

I have doubts that Lauren has ever had sex..... in either gender.

[Videostar]

All of which is fiction and in Lauren's frazzled head.

[johnx]

A really turgid read-lauren has a photographic memory for even the most banal details.Just get to the bit where you shag Brand I was thinking.It's an indication of her delusional state that she's written an autobiography and thinks anyone will want to publish it let alone read it.Sayin that she might get a book deal after winning Celeb BB but it'l be in the bargain bin in a matter of weeks.