Laugh Out Loud Moments/ Quotes So Far
 

Cami: I run this relationship!
Perez: No you don't boo.
Cami: Yes I do boo boo!

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Ken: The Wizard has a question..! Since I have been eviscerated recently for making a remark about womens' asses...

*everyone sighs*

...how come you have made such a profession of revealing yours?!

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Perez: I'm a little offended that you showed your body in a way that I perceive to be sexual.

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Katie's 'A man with a penis that small, should never wear leggings' had me creasing :joker:

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They haven't made me laugh alot so far tbh

Katie: And now you want me to go and join a party which apparently Perez thinks he's the host of?!

Michelle has said quite a few things that have made me laugh.

I don't think they've done anything particularly funny, but some of the things people come out with makes me laugh

"Goodbye, irrelevant American. NEUROTIC!!!!"

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Loved this moment:

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Perez to Cami- "What's the first thing you want me to do for you your Majesty?"
Michelle- "For you to shut up"

Michelle- "I work with drag queens for a living, do you understand how high maintenance and the level of need from a drag queen? 20 of them do not compare to 1 of him".

Perez again gives a speech to the entire house...
Michelle- Perez, no one gives a s**t!"

And this was from Emma on BOTS after another row kicked off about food, this time blueberries...."Oh for ****** sake, let the girl have a blueberry!"

During the row...
Cami- Done, I don't want to eat this s**t anymore"
"I don't give a ****** about you and your 2007 website. Twirl on that honey, twirl on that!"

Patsy "I'm meditating - ******* off!"

Alicia (about Katie): Why didn't you nominate gob****e over there?

Ken: 'Do you really want to know? Well it's because their the best looking arses I've ever seen!
Nadia: we need to call the police!

Patsy: Don't call me a scrubber, you prick!

"Irrelevant, American, NEUROTIC"

So many :D

I don't like Nadia but it was so funny when she said "He's not ****ing well!" about Ken.

And the beautiful moment when Perez was rambling about nothing and Michelle just screamed "Perez no one gives a ****!!" :love:

Oh and when Alicia said "she's supposed to have degrees coming out of her arse."

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Ken to nadias sexist persecution of why he looks at chloe........"because i like womens arses and shes got 1 of the best arses ive ever seen "........to which twatface nadia phoned 999

One of mine was from BOTS last night, I hope they keep it in the show:

Perez and Michelle are discussing him nominating her, while Alicia and Katie are also there.
Alicia: You should have voted for gob****e over there. :laugh2:

I love that she's speaking up more now. :love:

Keith's nomination of Perez>>>>>>>>>

I'm loving this fiesty Alicia :joker:

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We need to call the police.

that was class:joker:

get your fcking arse off the kitchen table lol:dance:

A classic from launch

Katie about Jeremy - 'If you paid more then a tenner i say you been robbed' :joker:

haven't found michelle funny, she just seems obvious I don't know , predictable

Plus everything Cami says.Oh and Nadia ringing the old bill.

This. :laugh:

Another from Katie last night:
"Dilbert is blessed with two braincells, whereas you only have one"

Also purely out of deludedness:
Perez: "The British public is loving me right now" :hehe:

whilst some laugh at katies predictable small cock jibes at paris, imagine a man had said sorry love dont wear leggings I can see your stinking camel toe...would women accept this ????? no because theyre farking hypocrites

oh god are we really gonna go here