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CBB15 Celebrity Big Brother 2015 (CBB15) was shown January 2015 on CH5, and the winner was Katie Price. Discuss the series here.
Housemates (tags): Alexander O'Neal, Alicia Douvall, Calum Best, Cami Li, Chloe Goodman, Jeremy Jackson, Kavana, Katie Hopkins, Katie Price, Keith Chegwin, Ken Morley, Michelle Visage, Nadia Sawalha, Patsy Kensit, Perez Hilton, HM Fan clubs (appreciation)


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Old 16-01-2015, 11:14 AM #1
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Talking Laugh Out Loud Moments/ Quotes So Far
Cami: I run this relationship!
Perez: No you don't boo.
Cami: Yes I do boo boo!

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Ken: The Wizard has a question..! Since I have been eviscerated recently for making a remark about womens' asses...

*everyone sighs*

...how come you have made such a profession of revealing yours?!

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Perez: I'm a little offended that you showed your body in a way that I perceive to be sexual.

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Katie's 'A man with a penis that small, should never wear leggings' had me creasing
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They haven't made me laugh alot so far tbh
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Katie: And now you want me to go and join a party which apparently Perez thinks he's the host of?!
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Michelle has said quite a few things that have made me laugh.

I don't think they've done anything particularly funny, but some of the things people come out with makes me laugh
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"Goodbye, irrelevant American. NEUROTIC!!!!"
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Perez to Cami- "What's the first thing you want me to do for you your Majesty?"
Michelle- "For you to shut up"

Michelle- "I work with drag queens for a living, do you understand how high maintenance and the level of need from a drag queen? 20 of them do not compare to 1 of him".

Perez again gives a speech to the entire house...
Michelle- Perez, no one gives a s**t!"

And this was from Emma on BOTS after another row kicked off about food, this time blueberries...."Oh for ****** sake, let the girl have a blueberry!"

During the row...
Cami- Done, I don't want to eat this s**t anymore"
"I don't give a ****** about you and your 2007 website. Twirl on that honey, twirl on that!"

Patsy "I'm meditating - ******* off!"

Alicia (about Katie): Why didn't you nominate gob****e over there?

Ken: 'Do you really want to know? Well it's because their the best looking arses I've ever seen!
Nadia: we need to call the police!

Patsy: Don't call me a scrubber, you prick!

"Irrelevant, American, NEUROTIC"

So many
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I don't like Nadia but it was so funny when she said "He's not ****ing well!" about Ken.

And the beautiful moment when Perez was rambling about nothing and Michelle just screamed "Perez no one gives a ****!!"

Oh and when Alicia said "she's supposed to have degrees coming out of her arse."
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Ken to nadias sexist persecution of why he looks at chloe........"because i like womens arses and shes got 1 of the best arses ive ever seen "........to which twatface nadia phoned 999
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One of mine was from BOTS last night, I hope they keep it in the show:

Perez and Michelle are discussing him nominating her, while Alicia and Katie are also there.
Alicia: You should have voted for gob****e over there.

I love that she's speaking up more now.
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Keith's nomination of Perez>>>>>>>>>
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One of mine was from BOTS last night, I hope they keep it in the show:

Perez and Michelle are discussing him nominating her, while Alicia and Katie are also there.
Alicia: You should have voted for gob****e over there.

I love that she's speaking up more now.
I'm loving this fiesty Alicia
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Ken to nadias sexist persecution of why he looks at chloe........"because i like womens arses and shes got 1 of the best arses ive ever seen "........to which twatface nadia phoned 999


We need to call the police.
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One of mine was from BOTS last night, I hope they keep it in the show:

Perez and Michelle are discussing him nominating her, while Alicia and Katie are also there.
Alicia: You should have voted for gob****e over there.

I love that she's speaking up more now.
that was class
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Keith's nomination of Perez>>>>>>>>>
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A classic from launch

Katie about Jeremy - 'If you paid more then a tenner i say you been robbed'
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haven't found michelle funny, she just seems obvious I don't know , predictable
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Plus everything Cami says.Oh and Nadia ringing the old bill.
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This.

Another from Katie last night:
"Dilbert is blessed with two braincells, whereas you only have one"

Also purely out of deludedness:
Perez: "The British public is loving me right now"
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whilst some laugh at katies predictable small cock jibes at paris, imagine a man had said sorry love dont wear leggings I can see your stinking camel toe...would women accept this ????? no because theyre farking hypocrites
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whilst some laugh at katies predictable small cock jibes at paris, imagine a man had said sorry love dont wear leggings I can see your stinking camel toe...would women accept this ????? no because theyre farking hypocrites
oh god are we really gonna go here
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