My CBB 2015 poem
 

Tis was Celebrity Big Brother in the year 2015
One that has kept many glued to the screen

Jeremy was the first housemate to get the boot
For undressing Chloe like she was in a photo shoot

Not long later Ken was to be shown the door
With his exit we wondered will there be more

Next went Chloe as her votes were the fewest
And in came Katie Price who was the newest

And soon the tension increased to another plateau
As the soul singer decided it was his time to go

An angry house had chosen someone to blame
And it was Perez who was there to play a game

The next three would leave in the normal way
It was Alicia, Patsy and Nadia to Perez's dismay

Perez was all alone with not an ally nor a friend
Yet he decided to see it through up to the end

As usual letters from home was sure to divide
Cami took her letter while Michelle couldn't decide

However a shock was in store as Emma entered
Cami was evicted perhaps for being self centred

So she left through the wall without even her coat
And the remaining 7 are in the final needing your vote

The End

Not exactly Shakespeare but I did my best.

fame
 

roll up roll up for the CBB game
into our fairytale mansion entrants came

bubble bubble toil and trouble
so many fell at the double

victims of game plans and eirie domain
and now only our steadfast seven remain

calum prince with cavalier style
a glint in his eye and ready smile

katie h steady of nerve and quick of wit
slender of hip running fit

katie p smiling hair stylist in tow
ever watchful but rather slow

kavana hardly noticed 'til his vodka was supped
others cowered as his temper could erupt

keith cuddly jovial favourite of many
missing his good wife more than any

michelle valiant defender of others rights
quieter than expected avoiding fights

perez mischevous prince in his own eyes
uncaring before viewers despairing sighs

the winner amongst them so much to gain
you decide who to crown champion of the CBB domain



seeking fame in penguins footsteps............at least i tried

Mark L

Roses are red
Violets are blue
both of these poems
are a load of poo

at least i tried

just kidding :laugh:

thanks!
 

thanks!............any poem is better than no poem

Mark L

fantastic - love them all.


made my day.

update
 

roll up roll up for the CBB game
into our fairytale mansion entrants came

bubble bubble toil and trouble
so many fell at the double

victims of game plans and eirie domain
and now only our steadfast five remain

calum smiling as widely as the night
joyful knowing no more fright

katie h gladly no more need to wince
gone is the mischievous dark prince

katie p the worm that turned
one time friend quickly spurned

keith bubbly so easily grinning
imaganing his increased chances of winning

michelle glamorous flower in her hair
mood lightened now without a care

the winner amongst them so much to gain
you decide who to crown champion of the CBB domain

Mark L

4
 

roll up roll up for the CBB game
into our fairytale mansion entrants came

bubble bubble toil and trouble
so many fell at the double

victims of game plans and eirie domain
and now only our trusty four remain

calum neatly trimmed slicked hair
comfortable in the CBB Lair

katie h another sparkly dress
calm no sign of duress

katie p our late comer
can't wait 'til it's over

neutral keith your very own good bloke
wishing he were home having a smoke

the winner amongst them so much to gain
you decide who to crown champion of the CBB domain

Mark L

beautiful mark

poetry cancelled

3
 

roll up roll up for the CBB game
into our fairytale mansion entrants came

bubble bubble toil and trouble
so many fell at the double

victims of game plans and eirie domain
and now only our final three remain

calum ever the ladies man
as cool as someone waiting can

katie h faced by the crowds hiss
happy to blow everyone a kiss

katie p backed by many fans
glowing in her uber tan

the winner amongst them so much to gain
you decide who to crown champion of the CBB domain

Mark L

2
 

roll up roll up for the CBB game
into our fairytale mansion entrants came

bubble bubble toil and trouble
so many fell at the double

victims of game plans and eirie domain
and now only our trusty two remain

katie h big hair finally tamed
towards the biggest prize she aimed

katie p surprisingly nervous
ruffled by all this fuss

the winner amongst them so much to gain
you decide who to crown champion of the CBB domain

Mark L

thanks
 

thanks!

Mark L

poet
 

you're just a poet
who does not yet know it

Mark L

clock me!

Great poem! My poem is:


Another big brother
Another public vote
Another trashy winner
Bye