[The Penguin]

Tis was Celebrity Big Brother in the year 2015
One that has kept many glued to the screen

Jeremy was the first housemate to get the boot
For undressing Chloe like she was in a photo shoot

Not long later Ken was to be shown the door
With his exit we wondered will there be more

Next went Chloe as her votes were the fewest
And in came Katie Price who was the newest

And soon the tension increased to another plateau
As the soul singer decided it was his time to go

An angry house had chosen someone to blame
And it was Perez who was there to play a game

The next three would leave in the normal way
It was Alicia, Patsy and Nadia to Perez's dismay

Perez was all alone with not an ally nor a friend
Yet he decided to see it through up to the end

As usual letters from home was sure to divide
Cami took her letter while Michelle couldn't decide

However a shock was in store as Emma entered
Cami was evicted perhaps for being self centred

So she left through the wall without even her coat
And the remaining 7 are in the final needing your vote

The End

Not exactly Shakespeare but I did my best.