Most Common Lie You've Told
 

What white lies do you tell :hehe:

You know you get those people in the town centres asking you to sign up for something. Well they always come up to me and I always say I'm 17 when I'm 21 but I know they think I'm lying.


I can't forget telling my family I'm straight

whenever tom asks me if i like his new tumblr theme and i say yes

That I'm a guy, it always works.:hehe:

YOU LITTLE ****
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"I'm okay" when asked by somebody how you are.

No, I just can't be bothered explaining how I'm really feeling. :laugh:

i dont tell lies

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"I slept at/going to my friends house"

There really is a Santa Claus..and pixies at the end of the garden.

Hundreds of times per day, I wish people luck and tell them that I hope their bet wins.

I don't hope it wins. I want them to lose. I want them all to lose. I like seeing their stressed, angry faces when they realise that they have thrown their money away. It gives me genuine pleasure...

That's so cruel. I admire that about you...

"What a beautiful baby" is probably the most consistent lie I've told over the years. Mostly babies under 3 months look like Winston Churchill.

Probably just when people ask if I've alright I say yeah because I cba explaining **** to anyone. I don't really tell many lies though.

Although sometimes I probably over-exaggerate things like "I've not eaten anything unhealthily in like 2 years" when it's probably been like a week or so

Or...

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But yeah newborns are ugly. Babies from 4 - 10 months are a bit cute.

My second daughter looked like Hev from EastEnders when she was born. She was nearly 10lbs and had a fat puffy face, I found it hilarious. People thought I was mean when they were commenting on her newborn pics like "omg adorable, so gorgeous" and I was replying with "Nah she looks like Hev :shrug:".

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LOL... awww... poor little sod. I'd say none of my three nieces were particularly good looking babies but they kind of blossomed as they grew, I think most kids do that, don't they. Of course my nieces are now the most perfect children in the world... ever.

yeah, I agree that babies are normally pretty ugly until they get to like 3 months. One of my friends had a very beautiful newborn though. I never thought it was possible, lol. I mean, I guess it helped that the baby was half turkish, so pretty dark and he had a head full of hair, but omg he was soooooo cute.

Also, the biggest lie I tell is that I'm straight, lol.

I don't generally lie, though there are a few very tame ones.

Sometimes if my mother tries to cook something I say it's alright even if I don't like it, also if she asks me if I like her outfit I say ya even if she looks like a box of crayons.

:laugh: Interesting

I'm as a rule painfully honest but my sis has this thing about her hair, so if she has it done and I hate it I say it looks nice.

"I'm at the bus stop now" or "I'm omw"

^ that's not a lie, just black people timing

omg lmfao!

Omfg.:laugh3:

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lmao