Jades so-called Nightmare-(If only it was true)
 

Dream Team

Monday 15 January
Day 13, 10:47
It's all kicked off - in Jade's head...


So this is what happened.

The housemates were in the garden having a party, Shilpa lifted up her sari to reveal a bare leg - with which she proceeded to give Jade a good kicking. Then Shilpa's cousin turned up and started pulling Danielle's hair...

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This is what happened, we should clarify, in Jade's dream.

"You were all there!" shrieked the Londoner as she recounted the nightmare to her crew. "All Shilpa's family was there - there was a big one, a skinny one and a little one."

The two girls looked on rapt as Jade remembered: "Shilpa shouted out something not nice about Jo."

"About me?" exclaimed the insulted Essex girl.

Then Jade told Danielle: "Her cousin, this big girl, grabbed you by the hair and dragged you round the garden while her and me had a big kicking fight."

"In the end the three of us got into trouble and Shilpa and her cousins didn't," she concluded, leaving the other two outraged at the injustice of it all.

"I had bad dreams too," said Danielle. "Something proper bad is going to happen, something ********* up."

Back in real world, Jade then proceeded to relate the actual quarrel she had with Shilpa last night.

"I told her she was fake," she said proudly. "Except I used a better word than fake."

"Phoney?" asked Jo.

"No, it was a good word, I get articulate when I argue," claimed Jade, calling out to her nearby boyfriend. "What was my word Jack?"

Jack couldn't remember, so Jade concluded: "Well basically, fake - and she started to cry."

"She ********** hates us doesn't she?" noted Danielle.

We wonder why...

Jade made it up she didnt dream it. liar.

She THINKS she is sooooo clever, she doesn't realise that people have already sussed out her game!

STUPID BITH HAHAHAHAHAHAH

what a liar,god shes sickining

What proof do you have to say that She was lieing?

the only thing i like about jade is her business sense.. anything else about her i dislike, i think shes racist and a bully.

"quote" "I had bad dreams too," said Danielle. "Something proper bad is going to happen, something ********* up." "quote"

newsflash danielle your the *****ing knightmare

Whats to like about business sense? The whole idea is to stab people in the back and be the most ruthless cold hearted person you can be.

Haha,wierd dream! Maybe it was a reflection of the injustice all the girls felt, when Shilpa didn't get punished for discussing nominations ?

Cant stand Danielle constant swearing...its so tacky

But Shilpa didnt break the rules.

What part of that cant you accept?

LOL Shilpa never discussed nominations

Shilpa instigated the conversation, If she hadn't, Cleo and Carole wouldn't have followed with their comments. Didn't she say something like ''I don't know who I'm going to nominate''... Isn't that discussing nominations.

No,No its not

No it isnt.

Im not getting into semantics. BBro calls the rules, and the rules didnt get broken by her.

Fact is, she began the nomination discussion, but i'm sure we could debate about this endlessly without resolve. So I'll agree to disagree.

Plus, the comment I made above, read: Haha,wierd dream! Maybe it was a reflection of the injustice all the girls felt, when Shilpa didn't get punished for discussing nominations...

The girls did feel that Shilpa should have been punished along with them. That's not a reflection of my personal opinion.

You can say that again, what I don't understand is her constant referation to shilpa.

Shilpa is a superstar. Jade needs to spend as much time as possible on screen with her to benefit. It doesnt matter if its good or bad as long as she associates herself with her.

Its starting to make more sense now, in Jades Bizarre world..lolz..

how can you be so sure shes lying everybody has weird dreams

She didn't discuss the nomination :nono:

i thought that dream was funny. :joker:

Jade is pathetic. The sooner she's out, the better:bored:

Hmmm, as big a fan of comedy as I am, I didnt quite catch the humour in it myself.

What a liar

Jade is just pathetic:bored:

she is irritating me