[Leona]

Dream Team

Monday 15 January
Day 13, 10:47
It's all kicked off - in Jade's head...


So this is what happened.

The housemates were in the garden having a party, Shilpa lifted up her sari to reveal a bare leg - with which she proceeded to give Jade a good kicking. Then Shilpa's cousin turned up and started pulling Danielle's hair...

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This is what happened, we should clarify, in Jade's dream.

"You were all there!" shrieked the Londoner as she recounted the nightmare to her crew. "All Shilpa's family was there - there was a big one, a skinny one and a little one."

The two girls looked on rapt as Jade remembered: "Shilpa shouted out something not nice about Jo."

"About me?" exclaimed the insulted Essex girl.

Then Jade told Danielle: "Her cousin, this big girl, grabbed you by the hair and dragged you round the garden while her and me had a big kicking fight."

"In the end the three of us got into trouble and Shilpa and her cousins didn't," she concluded, leaving the other two outraged at the injustice of it all.

"I had bad dreams too," said Danielle. "Something proper bad is going to happen, something ********* up."

Back in real world, Jade then proceeded to relate the actual quarrel she had with Shilpa last night.

"I told her she was fake," she said proudly. "Except I used a better word than fake."

"Phoney?" asked Jo.

"No, it was a good word, I get articulate when I argue," claimed Jade, calling out to her nearby boyfriend. "What was my word Jack?"

Jack couldn't remember, so Jade concluded: "Well basically, fake - and she started to cry."

"She ********** hates us doesn't she?" noted Danielle.

We wonder why...