Movie Couples vs Real Life Couples
 

I just found this funny.

I actually wake every morning get myself organised then wake OH up and make him tea/coffee and our breakfast.

..:laugh:...I was just trying to think of one to post as well, it's not a good one but this, I guess....

..how your romantic movie spaghetti dinner out would go/together sharing one string of spaghetti until your lips touch in a kiss...


http://boston.grubstreet.com/romantic-dinner.jpg


...but the reality of that romantic spaghetti dinner...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Vjaposvk3e...ghetti-001.jpg

:laugh:

So this person is wearing the same socks as the day before? ew

movie sex where they finish bonking and then lie back facing the ceiling and and yap


real sex they finish bonlking and then use the girls pants as a means of mopping up the flouid leaking from her fanny as he wipes his knob on a sock


:yuk:



also


movie kiss when they wake up

real kiss strictly after teeth are brushed

You make it sound so appealing :laugh:

its a revolting business and should not be allowed:nono:

Two words for you

Penis beaker

please take a look at my quiz


http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...d.php?t=298093

Stop spamming this stuff everywhere

This is enough to make anyone celibate to be quite honest

LT doing his part in the fight against pregnancy :D

alright, i'll stop


just a suggestion, mate

Sometimes I think my life is a film set, I get the coffee and breakfast made if hubby has not gone to work.

No searching for socks in Smudgies boudouir

:laugh2:

do any women on here when sitting up in bed and being naked hold the quilt up to shield your boobs?

You're one of those annoying people who share photos like this on facebook arent you

No I'm ****ing not

Only if there is a stranger in the room

Hell no, my two best assets

:nono: filth