Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear

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BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.






King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.


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BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8912946) King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...o_the_bear.jpg BEAR Now I'm the King to the Mingers Oh, the Rumble VIP All in the house, think I'm a louse And that's what botherin' me I wanna be a man, not a child, Before I wind up in jail. But I ain't a clue what I have to do To end up like James Whale. Oh, oobee doo James, I wanna be like you I wanna walk like you Talk like you too You'll see it's true That a moron like me Can learn to be human too. Gee, now my pal Lewis Will help me if ya can? I need to know how to win this show So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN? BLOOR But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro, Believe me 'cos it's true. How to be decent, I really don't know 'Cos I'm just a yob like you. I heard of things called Manners Consideration and Selflessness But don't ask me where you buy them from 'Cos I don't know I must confess. BEAR Oh, oobee doo James, I wanna be like you I wanna walk like you Talk like you too You'll see it's true That a moron like me Can learn to be human too.

Originally Posted by sampvt (Post 8912998) It ain't far from donny mate. I'd hide up now. Lol.

Originally Posted by jaxie (Post 8913012) Not sure James Whale is an icon for others to look up to. :shrug:

Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 8913019) He's a bore.

Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 8913019) He's a bore.

Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 8913066) **** sake vanessa, you just said you were loving him,bear and the D with their new found banter sessions.:fist::joker:

Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 8913068) He's a nice guy, but he needs to do more. He was even nodding off on eviction night :joker:

Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 8913068) He's a nice guy, but he needs to do more. He was even nodding off on eviction night :joker:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8913077) Probably listening to that droning voice of Bears:laugh:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8913052) There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.

Originally Posted by rusticgal (Post 8913098) Kaz....the word 'erudite' might be wasted on Bear lovers :joker: But as always you are right in what you say :wavey:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8912946) King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...o_the_bear.jpg BEAR Now I'm the King to the Mingers Oh, the Rumble VIP All in the house, think I'm a louse And that's what botherin' me I wanna be a man, not a child, Before I wind up in jail. But I ain't a clue what I have to do To end up like James Whale. Oh, oobee doo James, I wanna be like you I wanna walk like you Talk like you too You'll see it's true That a moron like me Can learn to be human too. Gee, now my pal Lewis Will help me if ya can? I need to know how to win this show So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN? BLOOR But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro, Believe me 'cos it's true. How to be decent, I really don't know 'Cos I'm just a yob like you. I heard of things called Manners Consideration and Selflessness But don't ask me where you buy them from 'Cos I don't know I must confess. BEAR Oh, oobee doo James, I wanna be like you I wanna walk like you Talk like you too You'll see it's true That a moron like me Can learn to be human too.

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8913052) There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.

Originally Posted by Amy Jade (Post 8913027) He's much more interesting than Bear imo