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waterhog 09-04-2017 05:49 PM

£20 to read my poems in highgate - would you pay ?
 
the old crown pub (highgate) car park - my possible partnership 09.04.17




as soon as i spotted

hitting me was the sting

with me they are going to be besotted

so much trade i will bring.

interest is over powering

its sucking all my blood

turning folk away is not flowering

but now they can flood.

the old crown is the destination

£20 is so really cheap

park and start your investigation

be adventurous and not a sheep.

take courage from a duck

a vodka or a whisky

if feburary the 14 clear all the romantic muck

highgate village don't do frisky.

enjoy your walk and tour

you will be glad of entry

highgate has so much to explore

best i don't highlight the cemetery.

thank you for arriving

more so if my poems made you think

be careful on the way home driving

infarct get a cab as you for sure as hell need a drink.

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ebandit 09-04-2017 06:36 PM

.......i appreciate i'm not a clever guy............but i don't get it

.......we have poems here every day............for FREE

.......so instead i as k a ? could poetry make the world a better pace?

........imagine if hollywood reverted to 'shakespeare' like rhyme

Mark L

Gusto Brunt 10-04-2017 08:49 AM

Poims shud bee free
To some degree
I am not saying no cost
Cause you'd say get lost
So each to their own
Excuse me, there goes the phone. :p

thesheriff443 10-04-2017 10:47 AM

A twenty pound note to put my hand around your throat
I would give it a little squeeze and ask sincerely please
Bring this nightmare to an end and throw away your pen.

ebandit 10-04-2017 11:21 AM

......power of the keyboard

dat pc is mightier than da pen....................

Mark L

Gusto Brunt 10-04-2017 11:37 AM

My fav poem, Seamus Heaney "Digging". ;)

I'm sure he never wrote poems for nothing. :p


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thesheriff443 10-04-2017 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebandit (Post 9276553)
......power of the keyboard

dat pc is mightier than da pen....................

Mark L

That pen don't need wi fi signal.

Gusto Brunt 10-04-2017 01:43 PM

WORST POEM EVER

Oh, oh oh, the wind did blew
And caught me sitting on the loo
It got me and a proper
What a rotter
Right round my bottom, cold
This is the story I have told.

ebandit 10-04-2017 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 9276577)
That pen don't need wi fi signal.

.........and where the pen discovers 'writers block' the pc has back up....

thanks to the interwebz even a moron like myself can appear erudite...

Mark L


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