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View Poll Results: would you pay £20 to park in the old crown car park to read my poems in highgate ?
yes i would pay £20 to read your poems waterhog 1 25.00%
yes i would pay £20 to read your poems waterhog
1 25.00%
no i would not pay a penny to read your s??? 3 75.00%
no i would not pay a penny to read your s???
3 75.00%
i would pay £20 to use this car park as thats a deal 0 0%
i would pay £20 to use this car park as thats a deal
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Old 09-04-2017, 05:49 PM #1
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the old crown pub (highgate) car park - my possible partnership 09.04.17




as soon as i spotted

hitting me was the sting

with me they are going to be besotted

so much trade i will bring.

interest is over powering

its sucking all my blood

turning folk away is not flowering

but now they can flood.

the old crown is the destination

£20 is so really cheap

park and start your investigation

be adventurous and not a sheep.

take courage from a duck

a vodka or a whisky

if feburary the 14 clear all the romantic muck

highgate village don't do frisky.

enjoy your walk and tour

you will be glad of entry

highgate has so much to explore

best i don't highlight the cemetery.

thank you for arriving

more so if my poems made you think

be careful on the way home driving

infarct get a cab as you for sure as hell need a drink.

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.......i appreciate i'm not a clever guy............but i don't get it

.......we have poems here every day............for FREE

.......so instead i as k a ? could poetry make the world a better pace?

........imagine if hollywood reverted to 'shakespeare' like rhyme

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Poims shud bee free
To some degree
I am not saying no cost
Cause you'd say get lost
So each to their own
Excuse me, there goes the phone.
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A twenty pound note to put my hand around your throat
I would give it a little squeeze and ask sincerely please
Bring this nightmare to an end and throw away your pen.
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......power of the keyboard

dat pc is mightier than da pen....................

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My fav poem, Seamus Heaney "Digging".

I'm sure he never wrote poems for nothing.


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......power of the keyboard

dat pc is mightier than da pen....................

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That pen don't need wi fi signal.
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WORST POEM EVER

Oh, oh oh, the wind did blew
And caught me sitting on the loo
It got me and a proper
What a rotter
Right round my bottom, cold
This is the story I have told.
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That pen don't need wi fi signal.
.........and where the pen discovers 'writers block' the pc has back up....

thanks to the interwebz even a moron like myself can appear erudite...

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