Drunken woman at bus stop tried to get on my bike
 

So I ws out last night on my bike about 6.30pm, when this drunken old woman aged about 60, said 'hey, gizza a backa...me bus iz late...'

She meant that I give her a ride home with her sitting on the back seat and me peddling.:hehe:

So much so she hitched her skirt up and tried to get on the seat.:joker::joker:

I said, 'NO YOU DON'T! I'm not covered for health and safety!' and I sped off.:joker:

My bus is always late but unless someone was super cute I'd never do this

also I can't ride a bike so I can't imagine myself in your position :laugh:

Well I am not super cute, but she was a granny and **ssed as a newt.:joker:

brunt - you are a true gent :joker:

Brunt riding fast as the the old girl held on for dear life.

Typical Cherie

:joker::joker:

She looked like she had been round the block herself many times, if you know what I mean. :joker:

Health and Safety, Waterhog. :)

I saw a pissed woman trying to get into the back of a police van at the weekend :think:. I mean... not escorted by police, they had parked and wandered off up the street, and she appeared out a shop and started trying to open the back doors. Cutting out the middle man, I guess.

"Take me away ossiffer!" :joker:

Ok wow, Cal has really gone off the rail.

Too many wine gums.:joker: