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13-09-2017, 04:20 PM | #1 | |||
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So I ws out last night on my bike about 6.30pm, when this drunken old woman aged about 60, said 'hey, gizza a backa...me bus iz late...'
She meant that I give her a ride home with her sitting on the back seat and me peddling. So much so she hitched her skirt up and tried to get on the seat. I said, 'NO YOU DON'T! I'm not covered for health and safety!' and I sped off. |
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13-09-2017, 04:22 PM | #2 | |||
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My bus is always late but unless someone was super cute I'd never do this
also I can't ride a bike so I can't imagine myself in your position
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13-09-2017, 04:24 PM | #3 | |||
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18-09-2017, 11:13 AM | #4 | ||
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brunt - you are a true gent
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18-09-2017, 12:19 PM | #5 | ||
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Brunt riding fast as the the old girl held on for dear life.
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18-09-2017, 12:23 PM | #6 | |||
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You know my methods
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Typical Cherie
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18-09-2017, 12:52 PM | #7 | |||
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18-09-2017, 01:46 PM | #8 | ||
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I saw a pissed woman trying to get into the back of a police van at the weekend . I mean... not escorted by police, they had parked and wandered off up the street, and she appeared out a shop and started trying to open the back doors. Cutting out the middle man, I guess.
"Take me away ossiffer!" |
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18-09-2017, 02:37 PM | #9 | |||
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Ok wow, Cal has really gone off the rail.
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18-09-2017, 06:45 PM | #10 | |||
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