Summers comin! And all the ladies are showing a bit of flesh!
 

Like this honey!

Nice. IFor a minute I thought it was Paris Hilton.:whistle:

LMAO

That's a funny picture:laugh:

But not the sort of figure or face I am looking to see.

"A Trophy" is much nicer and the masses of men & boys usually concur:wink:





nodisharmony :angel:

Was there any need to say that?

I imagine that comment was to be expected? Ruth.El

as Paris is not liked by some, a pointless comparison is made by a critic of Paris Hilton.

I think Paris looks quite nice personally:thumbs:

But the woman pictured by "~~" is not a model or a "million times less" than a model.

Try "twenty trillion times less" instead:yuk:




nodisharmony :angel:

Thank You For saying that!!! :thumbs:

Now that kind of flesh should really be kept out of the sun and our eyes :devil:

That's my girlfriend you are talking about peeps!

Gorgeous ~~ she is simply gorgeous thats why she should stay indoors so no one trys to steal her away from you!!

:bawling: You are making fun. I am going to dump her now for some serious arm candy.

Now that would be awful for you since you obviously prefer a lady with a shall we say "fuller figure"

It was all superficial really. I only wanted her for her body. She is a real pain in the ass. It's better if it ends this way.

yeah go get yourself someone who is only half the woman lol :angel:

Oh no. I love something to get hold of. You better not be dissing her "love handles". :nono:

Hell no I would never diss her "barn door handles" I think most men prefer a little something to get hold of but notice the word "little" :dance2:

You are right Sunny. I have just broke up with her, packed her bags, chucked her out and moved in the hottie from next door. But I ain't sure you know. She is terribly skinny, and it just ain't the same somehow.

Thats disgusting

You calling my new girlfriend disgusting? She may snack a little bit, but she is on the Special K now. I am against it to be honest.

My god how are you coping with such a downsize!!!

It is tough Sunny, I can tell ya. But I don't judge. Well, I have 3 options here:

1. Let her go ahead with the Special K

2. Buy her a new pair of jeans.

3. Buy her a safety pin.


I may go for option 3. I know how to treat a lady you know! :thumbs:

Well as she is the "new" love of your life I would go for option 3 you dont wanna spend to much money just yet!!! in case things dont work out :thumbs2:

You are spot on there Sunny. But, to tell you the truth, I have been "seeing" her for the past 6 months. I know it was wrong of me having 2 on the go. It's been quite exhausting you know. I don't know how I have kept up the pretence?

I really feel for you Baz, what a difficult life you have, what a "heavy" burden to have carried around for 6 months :laugh:

Ok Sunny. Well I have to go and make her dinner now. She is stuck fast in the chair again, and I am waiting for the council to come round. 12 burgers and a bag of McCain Homefries for her tonight. I don't know where she puts it! It just doesn't seem to stick. Anyway, catch you later. :joker: