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All of Madonna's singles ranked by TomC
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Spoiler: FROZEN rightfully wins
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This may take a while bc she has like 20 I’ve never heard
I’m tryna think of a way to shave off the irrels |
into the groove wins
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Like A Prayer wins
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This is coming girls!
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True Blue, Papa Don't Preach, Cherish, Frozen & American Life >
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82. Bitch I'm Madonna (ft. Nicki Minaj) Simply atrocious. I heard this the first time recently, and as someone who's been working through M's discography from start to finish, I am just shocked (and disappointed?) that such an icon could release such an awful song. Horrible, dated production, terrible lyrics, and an all-round busted concept. 81. Revolver (ft. Lil' Wayne) Sickly sweet production, awful lyrics, and ****ing Lil' Wayne. Foreshadowing her 2010s output? 80. Die Another Day Bond themes to me generally suck, but she made one of the worst ones. How? 79. Love Profusion 'I've got you...underneath my skin' isn't a substitute for quality lyrical content! Honestly, Love Profusion just puts me to sleep. It's as though it never really goes anywhere. 78. Living For Love It's cute in parts I guess, but others are just voids. I really begrudge M releasing such an underwhelming lead single. 77. Hey You Completely discardable. 76. Masterpiece Forgettable melody mixed with unbearable lyrics. That's enough weak drags for now! |
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Die Another Day that low :umm2: i’m not a fan of her but thats one of her best
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I do apologise, even to myself bc I'll probably hate myself in a few motnhs, but I really haven't digested the post-Music stuff as much Music and before. So a lot of that stuff hasn't clicked w me (yet). But a lot of it, I can't see it ever happening.
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Tom C,
You could've been a bit more kinder with your descriptions, hon. :joker: |
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Music BETTER win
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75. Hold Tight Just another 2010s Madonna track that is forgettable and showcases production that really doesn't showcase Madonna. 74. American Pie Boring. 73. What It Feels Like For a Girl (single version) The album version of WIFLFAG is GORGEOUS, but the single version to me is sadly...nothingness. A beat, with little lyrical content. It's a shame, because the video is great. 72. Turn Up The Radio I literally feel like I'm weeding a beautiful garden at this point. 71. Give Me All Your Luvin' (ft. MIA and Nicki Minaj) Cute, but underbaked. And similarly to Living for Love, pretty scarily underwhelming when you place it next to M's other leads. |
Give Me All Your Luvin deserves better!
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I think Tom's list is revealing whenever she gets Nicki Minaj onboard it just goes to sh*t.
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Well if you take out the Nicki part Give Me All Your Luvin is cute!
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70. Give It 2 Me (ft. Pharrell) I can't lie, I bopped a bit in 2008, and I bop a bit now. The production is awesome, but I'm really not a fan of Madonna's voice or lyrics on this track. 69. True Blue Not only is this the first twentieth century track to fall out, but I'm jumping all the way back to 1986. True Blue has never clicked with me - it's overly cheesy, and too slight to go any higher for me. 68. Ghosttown Ghosttown is fine, but it really falls behind when compared to Madonna's more memorable ballads. 67. Dear Jessie A cute, novel track, but I can't justify placing it any higher. 66. Beautiful Stranger I listened again today, and I bopped a little. It's typically late-nineties for M: good production, clean vocals... It just hasn't quite clicked with me. REMAINING Everybody Burning Up Holiday Lucky Star Bordeline Like A Virgin Material Girl Crazy For You Angel Into The Groove Dress You Up Gambler Live To Tell Papa Don't Preach Open Your Heart La Isla Bonita Who's That Girl Causing a Commotion The Look of Love Spotlight Like A Prayer Express Yourself Cherish Oh Father Dear Jessie Keep It Together Vogue Hanky Panky Justify My Love Rescue Me This Used to Be My Playground Erotica Deeper and Deeper Bad Girl Fever (single version) Rain Bye Bye Baby I'll Remember Secret Take A Bow Bedtime Story Human Nature You'll See One More Chance Love Don't Live Here Anymore You Must Love Me Don't Cry For Me Argentina Another Suitcase In Another Hall Frozen Ray of Light Drowned World/Substitute For Love The Power of Good-Bye Nothing Really Matters Music Don't Tell Me American Life Hollywood Nothing Fails Hung Up Sorry Get Together Jump 4 Minutes Miles Away Celebration (Benny Benassi) |
that's all for today x
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Ghosttown is actually one of my faves of modern M. :joker:
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True Blue at 69... I..
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Human Nature better be top 10! An anthem :clap2:
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Awww can't believe beautiful stranger has left already
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Not the Die Another Day snub!
That's one of the Madonna songs I listen to the most... |
Give It 2 Me / True Blue / Beautiful Stranger robbed
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You'd better like Hanky Panky.
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