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Jessica. 18-06-2019 03:28 PM

Do you fold or scrunch toilet paper?
 
I was shocked to learn that someone I know scrunches a few sheets into a ball, but I use a few sheets folded on top of each other and then fold it in half for the second wipe.

http://puu.sh/DHBAp/539552ed5f.jpg

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-06-2019 03:28 PM

Fold

Glenn. 18-06-2019 03:30 PM

Fold

thisisdanny 18-06-2019 03:31 PM

Fold, obviously.

Niamh. 18-06-2019 03:32 PM

It depends, fold at home because I can actually sit on the seat but scrunch in public toilets because I have to hover and folding is too much effort while trying to balance

Shaun 18-06-2019 03:33 PM

I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass

Jessica. 18-06-2019 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 10597040)
It depends, fold at home because I can actually sit on the seat but scrunch in public toilets because I have to hover and folding is too much effort while trying to balance

I usually give the seat a wipe if I am not at home and then sit on it. :bawling:

Niamh. 18-06-2019 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica. (Post 10597044)
I usually give the seat a wipe if I am not at home and then sit on it. :bawling:

Sometimes if the toilet doesn't look too mank I'll do a line of loo roll across each side of the seat to sit down.

Barry. 18-06-2019 03:39 PM

Fold.

Alf 18-06-2019 03:39 PM

Do you have to make these arse wiping threads at tea time?

caprimint 18-06-2019 03:56 PM

Honestly who has the time to ****ing fold toilet paper

RileyH 18-06-2019 03:58 PM

I don't really pay attention to what I do with it I just wipe

MTVN 18-06-2019 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caprimint (Post 10597087)
Honestly who has the time to ****ing fold toilet paper

Exactly

Alf 18-06-2019 04:17 PM

Who currently has skiddies in their underpants right now? That's a much better question.

Firewire 18-06-2019 04:24 PM

Depends what I'm wiping :shrug:

Cherie 18-06-2019 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 10597041)
I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass

:joker:

Liam- 18-06-2019 04:35 PM

Fold, more surface area that way, less need for excessive wiping, science

Jessica. 18-06-2019 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firewire (Post 10597150)
Depends what I'm wiping :shrug:

Don't men just wipe their bum?

JerseyWins 18-06-2019 04:54 PM

Scrunch

Wizard. 18-06-2019 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 10597045)
Sometimes if the toilet doesn't look too mank I'll do a line of loo roll across each side of the seat to sit down.

Omg every public toilet I go to I cover my the seat in toilet roll

Mokka 18-06-2019 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 10597041)
I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass

Class

Niamh. 18-06-2019 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizard. (Post 10597191)
Omg every public toilet I go to I cover my the seat in toilet roll

Toilet king :love:

parmnion 18-06-2019 08:18 PM

I fold, then scrunch up my arse hole.

LaLaLand 18-06-2019 08:27 PM

Always fold!

Marsh. 18-06-2019 08:50 PM

Scrunch, who the **** has time for carefully folding paper.

As for folding it in half again for a second wipe, Jess must have a small petite ass is all I can say. :hehe:

That would make it smaller than my palm. Serious danger of poo finger.


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