Vaccine Skeptic Does Own Research!
 

By Enrolling 45,000 Friends In Double-Blind Clinical Trial :shocked:

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SUMMIT, NJ—Determined to gather all the facts before drawing any
conclusions, local vaccine skeptic Joel Edwards was reportedly doing his own
research Wednesday by enrolling 45,000 friends in a double-blind clinical
trial. “It’s important to always think for yourself, which is why I’m conducting
a 5-year, 3-phase, placebo-controlled study with tens of thousands of
volunteers from across the country,” said the 32-year-old car wash attendant,
who explained that he had divided the trial participants into two randomized
groups, one which he would inject with the Pfizer-BioNTech Covid-19
vaccine, and the other whom he would administer an injection of saline
solution. “Listen, I’m no sucker. You’re free to be a sheep, but I’m not going
to take anything the government tells me for granted without conducting a
multi-million dollar study published in the New England Journal Of Medicine
proving the safety and efficacy of mRNA vaccines.” At press time, Edwards
was feeling incredibly validated after learning all participants who had
received the Covid-19 vaccine had either become infertile, autistic, or died.

https://www.theonion.com/vaccine-ske...0-f-1847556258

He has 45,000 friends :laugh:

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At press time, Edwards
was feeling incredibly validated after learning all participants who had
received the Covid-19 vaccine had either become infertile, autistic, or died

Someone hold Zizu :laugh:

" said the 32-year-old car wash attendant"

It's from the Onion Arista, it isn't real :laugh: