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27-08-2021, 12:07 PM | #1 | |||
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By Enrolling 45,000 Friends In Double-Blind Clinical Trial
SUMMIT, NJ—Determined to gather all the facts before drawing any conclusions, local vaccine skeptic Joel Edwards was reportedly doing his own research Wednesday by enrolling 45,000 friends in a double-blind clinical trial. “It’s important to always think for yourself, which is why I’m conducting a 5-year, 3-phase, placebo-controlled study with tens of thousands of volunteers from across the country,” said the 32-year-old car wash attendant, who explained that he had divided the trial participants into two randomized groups, one which he would inject with the Pfizer-BioNTech Covid-19 vaccine, and the other whom he would administer an injection of saline solution. “Listen, I’m no sucker. You’re free to be a sheep, but I’m not going to take anything the government tells me for granted without conducting a multi-million dollar study published in the New England Journal Of Medicine proving the safety and efficacy of mRNA vaccines.” At press time, Edwards was feeling incredibly validated after learning all participants who had received the Covid-19 vaccine had either become infertile, autistic, or died. https://www.theonion.com/vaccine-ske...0-f-1847556258 |
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27-08-2021, 12:52 PM | #2 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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He has 45,000 friends
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27-08-2021, 12:52 PM | #3 | |||
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27-08-2021, 12:54 PM | #4 | |||
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At press time, Edwards
was feeling incredibly validated after learning all participants who had received the Covid-19 vaccine had either become infertile, autistic, or died Someone hold Zizu
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'put a bit of lippy on and run a brush through your hair, we are alcoholics, not savages' Last edited by Cherie; 27-08-2021 at 01:00 PM. |
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27-08-2021, 12:59 PM | #5 | |||
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" said the 32-year-old car wash attendant"
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27-08-2021, 01:08 PM | #6 | |||
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27-08-2021, 01:16 PM | #7 | |||
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It's from the Onion Arista, it isn't real
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