God Still Waiting For Humans To Discover Easter Egg Feature Hidden In Cows
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THE HEAVENS—Excitedly checking in on Earth to see whether anyone had found His little surprise yet, God reported that as of Monday, He was still waiting for humans to discover the Easter egg feature He hid inside cows on the sixth day of creation. “Aw, man, considering how much beef humans consume, I really thought they’d have found it by now,” said the Almighty, All-Knowing Father, wondering aloud if He had perhaps made the bonus feature too difficult to uncover, since nearly 6,000 years had passed without anyone stumbling upon it, even by accident. “One guy in the third century A.D. got so close, I was up here on the edge of My throne, but he turned away at the last second and missed it. I told him about it a few years later when he got up here, and he lost his ****—couldn’t look at cows the same ever again. It’s super tempting to just point it out to everyone, but the payoff would be a lot more satisfying if humans discovered it themselves! It’s not just for die-hard fans of cows, by the way. Anyone who is familiar with the animal will totally get the reference and find it hilarious. Ah, I’m going to shut up now because I don’t want to spoil it.” God went on to add with a wink that, “Without saying too much,” if He were human, He would check behind the fourth stomach again. https://www.theweek.in/news/india/20...ahabad-hc.html |
Cows don't lay eggs :nono:
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hard not to when that filth drops :ninja2: |
I'm old enough to remember when these threads used to be about bathrooms, but I guess the lack of any evidence has sort of killed that now, so we get...err...whatever this is?
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Safety btw isn't the only issue for women and girls with having male bodied people in their spaces where they might be vulnerable, women and girls have the right to privacy and dignity too as well as safe guarding (which was there because of our biological sex not because of a gender identity) But one case that did spring to mind was this one : https://www.standingforfreedom.com/2...unty-virginia/ And of course that now infamous Wii Spa case |
Well this is false news as god doesn’t exist
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That doesn't detract from the heinous and vile crime experienced by that victim you posted, which of course is one event too many, but a boy/man raping a woman (in any environment, including bathrooms) is depressingly not an anomaly. I don't want to get into this debate (again). I originally made a throw away comment in the thread, that you asked me to explain. Which I did. |
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But yes, we can leave it there :douf: |
I was away at the beach recently, lots of single person toilets being used by all with no drama .
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do women have to wait until someone is assaulted or murdered, surely a bit of outside the box thinking could be applied here, it is already proven some men will self ID as women for reasons other than wanting to be a woman
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God definitely works in mysterious ways
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this thread took an unexpected moove in direction
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