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arista 24-04-2023 09:38 AM

Uninhabited Scottish island for sale at $190,000
 
[No one has ever applied for permission
to build on the island, according to the listing,
so it would be down to the buyer to investigate
the development possibilities with
the local authority.]

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/artic...gbr/index.html


I would ask the Council to build
a Flat Roofed Home
With all Solar Panels on the roof.
And pay them Cash.

user104658 24-04-2023 10:09 AM

Doesn't look like a sensible place to build to be honest. Too flat and not high enough above sea level... in a storm the waves would be hitting your front door.

UserSince2005 24-04-2023 10:25 AM

I'll buy 10

bots 24-04-2023 10:39 AM

it's not the Maldives

Cherie 24-04-2023 10:43 AM

Lets club together and buy this for LT and Parm

bots 24-04-2023 10:47 AM

i'm surprised wee Nicky didn't put in an offer, she is flush with cash at the moment

Cherie 24-04-2023 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soldier Boy (Post 11283646)
Doesn't look like a sensible place to build to be honest. Too flat and not high enough above sea level... in a storm the waves would be hitting your front door.

It', 25 acres if you went to the centre you would probably be okay, you could also build a house on a platform there are possibilities, will it be there in another 50 years is the real question

arista 24-04-2023 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soldier Boy (Post 11283646)
Doesn't look like a sensible place to build to be honest. Too flat and not high enough above sea level... in a storm the waves would be hitting your front door.


Yes Hit Tech Flat Roof Home
would have all sides angled
and a Gully around it all

So Big Storm waves batter it,
but roll off.


It would be a Award-winning Home

Oliver_W 24-04-2023 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 11283658)
It', 25 acres if you went to the centre you would probably be okay, you could also build a house on a platform there are possibilities, will it be there in another 50 years is the real question

I'd love it, I love the wild weather and the outdoors.

I'd probably just plonk a couple of campervans in the middle and live in them :joker:

MTVN 24-04-2023 11:50 AM

There is something romantic about uninhabited islands but tbh this one looks pretty boring - all just flat, no variation in landscape, no diversity in plants, not much of a beach area etc. I doubt there's any wildlife or anything there apart from a few birds

user104658 24-04-2023 12:49 PM

You could probably stick some glamping pods and maybe a big stone barbecue/pizza oven on it and turn a good profit - lots of middle-class Kayak Kids would love to paddle out to it with their pals.

But someone would probably drown or summat and then you'd get sued.

Crimson Dynamo 24-04-2023 12:55 PM

its in the borders and when the tide goes out its just an extension of the land so not a proper island either

arista 24-04-2023 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soldier Boy (Post 11283671)
You could probably stick some glamping pods and maybe a big stone barbecue/pizza oven on it and turn a good profit - lots of middle-class Kayak Kids would love to paddle out to it with their pals.

But someone would probably drown or summat and then you'd get sued.


Thats Why
Flat Roof Hit Tech home
is best with Gully around the Bricks
to Wash the Storm away
with Angle Walls

arista 24-04-2023 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 11283672)
its in the borders and when the tide goes out its just an extension of the land so not a proper island either


Yes a Arista Gate
can be fitted

thesheriff443 24-04-2023 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soldier Boy (Post 11283671)
You could probably stick some glamping pods and maybe a big stone barbecue/pizza oven on it and turn a good profit - lots of middle-class Kayak Kids would love to paddle out to it with their pals.

But someone would probably drown or summat and then you'd get sued.

They will be ok if they don’t have any decking :joker:

user104658 24-04-2023 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 11283676)
They will be ok if they don’t have any decking :joker:

Everyone would be OK with decking if it was properly built & maintained :hmph:

Crimson Dynamo 24-04-2023 01:07 PM

Open a brothel and call it porno island.

Cash only

5 pods, 10 hookers working 12 hour shifts. 2 Statics on the mainland where they can live

Big sign in the sea "thank you for cuming" with a Saucy Sailor woman cartoon. Could be neon if possible

No discounts and no stag do's

arista 24-04-2023 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 11283678)
Open a brothel and call it porno island.

Cash only

5 pods, 10 hookers working 12 hour shifts. 2 Statics on the mainland where they can live

Big sign in the sea "thank you for cuming" with a Saucy Sailor woman cartoon. Could be neon if possible

No discounts and no stag do's


No, Council would block that

Crimson Dynamo 24-04-2023 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 11283681)
No, Council would block that

just bribe 2 0r 3 councillors

arista 24-04-2023 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 11283682)
just bribe 2 0r 3 councillors


Yes the SNP way

Oliver_W 24-04-2023 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soldier Boy (Post 11283671)
You could probably stick some glamping pods and maybe a big stone barbecue/pizza oven on it and turn a good profit - lots of middle-class Kayak Kids would love to paddle out to it with their pals.

But someone would probably drown or summat and then you'd get sued.

Oi don't be disparaging toward hobbiest boaters :fist:

user104658 24-04-2023 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oliver_W (Post 11283684)
Oi don't be disparaging toward hobbiest boaters :fist:

I'll be mocking the gap year students next :joker:. Kayaking off to Africa to dig some wells.

Oliver_W 24-04-2023 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soldier Boy (Post 11283686)
I'll be mocking the gap year students next :joker:. Kayaking off to Africa to dig some wells.

Okay yeah, mock the Gap Yah knobheads.

But us boaters (I prefer canoe) are above reproach!!

thesheriff443 24-04-2023 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soldier Boy (Post 11283677)
Everyone would be OK with decking if it was properly built & maintained :hmph:

You exceeded the weight limit

Oliver_W 24-04-2023 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 11283694)
You exceeded the weight limit

Me on Grindr


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