Funny Sayings
 

I heard one today.

"I'll keep my eyes peeled" meaning I'll keep a lookout.

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Do you have any to share?

Another meaning something similar :

Be wide - be careful/keep your eyes peeled :p

"When the sh!t's been shat"

Meaning, what's done is done.

It's not Rocket Surgery.

McDonald was my mothers mating name

I actually changed that saying to ..

“ It’s not science of the rocket “

I like mine better .. but I’m biased .


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Never heard that before. Only Rocket Science :conf:

You can't polish a turd !

…you can’t have your cake and eat it…well you can because you have to have your cake to be able to eat it…or eat someone else’s cake …you can have your own cake and then you can eat it …

Let them eat cake.

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Marie Antoinette she was brutal.

My Gran used to say, as an exclamation of shock or surprise, 'Well, blind old Pole".

Ah yes, that's who said it. I remember now. Was thinking Queen Victoria for some strange reason. :laugh:

It's not rocket science

It's not brain surgery

Funny saying

well, i'll go to the foot of our stairs

My father has been saying 'Better than a kick up the arse' since I was a kid. It's sort of seeped into my own list of stock phrases over the years.

Him!. He couldnt smell a fart in a wet suit.

I heard that every dinner time as a kid, and so did mine.

“ put wood in’t door “

Close the door


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“ When the sh1t hits the fan “


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One of my Dad's sayings is "He couldn't find his arse in the dark with both hands".

“ he couldn’t hit a cow’s backside with a banjo”


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but could with a squad car!

One of my dads faves was You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear :laugh:

Drop the kids off at the pool.

Its an American expression that means to go for a sh*t.