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n.l.o7 02-09-2007 10:29 AM

make us laugh!!!!
 
hi this might be pointless but im board!!!

so why not post jokes to make the members of tibb laugh lol!!! :laugh3:

Stu 02-09-2007 10:29 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Find out in twelve £16.99 installments free for the first four months.

n.l.o7 02-09-2007 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stu
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Find out in twelve £16.99 installments free for the first four months.
:laugh2:!!!

Captain.Remy 02-09-2007 10:31 AM

I'm not funny with jokes at all, it does depend the situation where I am, I make people laugh but it does depend the situation. Telling a joke is for me a nightmare lol

n.l.o7 02-09-2007 10:44 AM

ive got one!
what do elves learn in school???

the elf-abet!!! :laugh:

Loukas 02-09-2007 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stu
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Find out in twelve £16.99 installments free for the first four months.
:joker:

Arneldo 02-09-2007 10:47 AM

Two camels walking in the desert. One turn to the other and says "Why have you got the hump?"



*tumbleweed*

I'll just pack my bags ....

Stu 02-09-2007 10:51 AM

10 , 20 , 100 , okay , 6 billion people walk into a pub.

One comes foward to the bar.

''Ill pay''.

What an idiot.

Captain.Remy 02-09-2007 10:54 AM

Quote:

Message original : Stu
10 , 20 , 100 , okay , 6 billion people walk into a pub.

One comes foward to the bar.

''Ill pay''.

What an idiot.
Lol ! :laugh2:
Only Stu had to tell this one lol, it's Stu-ish lol :tongue:

n.l.o7 02-09-2007 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arneldo
Two camels walking in the desert. One turn to the other and says "Why have you got the hump?"



*tumbleweed*

I'll just pack my bags ....
:laugh:

BigBrother_x* 02-09-2007 11:37 AM

okay.. some rabbits were crossing the road ( bit random like ) and the dad rabbit said if a car comes just duck and it will go over you so they were all walking across and the last rabbit had to duck for the car but got ran over!

why?... because it was a 3 wheeler haha!

Dan_ 02-09-2007 11:53 AM

A man drives into the back of dwarfs car.

The dwarf gets out and says "I'm not happy".

The other driver replies "Which one are you then?"

Stu 02-09-2007 12:57 PM

Why the the cow cross the road?

To put an end to the cliched 'Chicken crosses the road' jokes...

n.l.o7 02-09-2007 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dan_
A man drives into the back of dwarfs car.

The dwarf gets out and says "I'm not happy".

The other driver replies "Which one are you then?"
:laugh2:

x_mel_x 02-09-2007 01:46 PM

I've got a rude one but i dont know if I can say it.

Lauren 02-09-2007 02:08 PM

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Matt 02-09-2007 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stu
Why the the cow cross the road?

To put an end to the cliched 'Chicken crosses the road' jokes...
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Lauren 02-09-2007 02:15 PM

There was a bar designed specially for mints. Extra Strong Mint walked in and said to the Polo "I'm the strongest mint around here!!" Soonafter, Trebor walked in and Extra Strong ran out in a hurry. Later the polo asked the Extra Strong Mint "If you're the strongest, why are you scared of the trebor?" the Extra Strong turned around and said "Haven't you heard? He's menthol he is!!"

Lauren 02-09-2007 02:16 PM

There was a bar made specifically for roads. The motorway was bragging to the dual carriageway that he was the strongest. Just then the red road walked in and the motorway ran out... later the dual carriageway asked him why, and he said "Haven't you heard? That red road is a cyclepath!"

MarkWaldorf 02-09-2007 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Pmsl, that's a classic. :laugh:

n.l.o7 02-09-2007 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarkChap?!
Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Pmsl, that's a classic. :laugh:
:laugh::laugh3::laugh2:pmsl

:)tom:) 02-09-2007 09:29 PM

you must like mushrooms because you look like a fun-guy

sorry really i am

Shaun 02-09-2007 11:22 PM

Lauren, those are hilarious. LMAO.

Jackie 02-09-2007 11:25 PM

What do u call a person with a seagull on his head?

Shaun 02-09-2007 11:25 PM

Cliff?


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