The Mario - isms
 

this is a thread for piss taking purposes of all the daft Mario quotes so far.
I can think of 3 for me:

"Mickey's got a disability, open your eyes"

"No you shut up!..(long pause)....Hemorroid!!!"

"At the end of the day, some people's got some experience in here. If you cant take that in, then you might as well leave!"


Mario is hilarious!

'The legends continues':spin2::yuk:

'We got a fan-club'
Or his T-Shirt 'The man - The Legend'

"Hemorrhoid" (Oops, just noticed you already said that :laugh:).

"Young people don't respect their elders anymore"

"What is Steph trying to do? Sell herself? She's a young girl"

"I love you Steph... no I really do, I love you!"

"Me and Lisa are popular people".

"I'm not a Billy Bullshiner"

"I could run this house with my eyes closed - I choose to take a step back"

yeah great one! in front of mikey mind you!

I like this one
" At the end of the day, I am a facilitator, a manager of people"

"I'm concerned that Mikey can't read the music"

"Give Mikey the easiest instrument"

Has Mario never heard of Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles.

i run a multi million pound company,haha. hes a double glazing salesman

"I've done everything me, I don't want to be seen as The Big I am....
But I've done everything"

"I dont want to be seen as the big I am" is rapidly becoming one of his catchphrases.

on eviction night mario was saying to luke>i no alot of people in this country through out the world,hundreds, hundreds i meen hundreds of thousands of peole,lol

"I could run the house standing on me head, with me eyes closed, half-asleep..."

He later said "I know literally millions of people". Yeah, course you do mate...

"I watch people at work and see welfare problems and sometimes you have to intervene!"

"The thing is, I know so many people throughout the country -- throughout the world. I know a LOT of people, I'm talking hundreds. Hundreds of thousands. A massive network."


I keep stealing them from the DS forum,but they are great!!!

That was my favourite too! LOL

I love how you all pretend not to like him. He's not a Billy Bullshiner you know.

i cant think of any others atm my minds gone blank.Got all the best ones here i think but im sure theres some more to come:laugh2:what a cock.

LOL!and he is genuine!

to his girlriend
"whats that on your lips? It doesnt suit you. You look like the joker!":laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:


To be fair, he was spot on!!

A new one tonight!

"I won't dress up as a woman". "I'm not like that", "I've got standards" and "I don't want to look like I'm taking the piiss out of drag queens".

:laugh2::cheer2: he is a legend!

"I'm not a wannabe, unlike some people.I don't need this show."

"First time I've auditioned, straight in."

Mario told Lisa that he knew who had nominated him, to which she said: "They're jealous of you being hunky and gorgeous." Mario replied: "I know." :laugh3:

Legend :bigsmile:

any new gems?