Cry Of The Banshee
 

A napping Jason was not best pleased when woken from a late afternoon snooze by a "screaming banshee" singing Barcelona.

Hoping for at least a half hour doze, the straight-talking Scot found that only minutes after dropping off, a fellow housemate had other ideas, and interrupted his slumber with a loud and rather off-key version of the 1992 Olympics anthem.

"Is there any *******ing chance of getting any sleep in this *******ing s**t tip?" he wondered as he sauntered across the lawn - much to the amusement of his fellow housemates.

"Jesus Christ," he spluttered. "I JUMPED!" he exclaimed as he recalled the moment a thus far unidentified housemate had began to croon. "I *******ing s**t myself, man!"

When asked who it was that had woken him in such an unpleasant manner, Jason responded with "*******ing, the banshee" - which seemed to make sense to the other housemates, who continued to giggle at the sight of their furious friend.

Wakey wakey...


"I JUMPED ABOUT AN INCH OFF MY BED!" he insisted, perturbed at not being taken seriously.

Dan bravely attempted to put Jason in his place, reminding him that he could sleep whenever he wanted to.

"What else have you got to do?" he asked rhetorically.

A few minutes later Jason took himself and a bowl of cereal off to the love shack where he slurped his milk alone in silence, after which he curiously set about covering his feet in a mudpack treatment.

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I just saw him with the mud.

I imagine he went storming out, full of vitriol when he was awoken, only to remember to appear cool about it when he got there.

Aftre all he can't afford to let his true self show through again can he?

He had Dan and me fooled there at the beginning of the show. I thought he was OK.

But he has revealed himself to be a total gobshite, and I don't think anyone will forget it when it comes to vote time.
That will still apply, even if he continues to force himself on Vanessa, and walks about avec or sans his sweaty thong.

Lol rob!:thumbs:

Mud pack to his feet ....... hmmmmmmm??

I've heard about 'not knowing your *rse from your elbow' - but feet?????

The buttockly self-obsessed one appears to have lost the plot completely.

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J J

who was the singing housemate? or need i ask? xxx

Yeah, and he seems to have isolated himself from the other HM's, apart from Victor and Vanessa. I think Dan's gone off him a bit - no wonder!