[Hooly One]

A napping Jason was not best pleased when woken from a late afternoon snooze by a "screaming banshee" singing Barcelona.

Hoping for at least a half hour doze, the straight-talking Scot found that only minutes after dropping off, a fellow housemate had other ideas, and interrupted his slumber with a loud and rather off-key version of the 1992 Olympics anthem.

"Is there any *******ing chance of getting any sleep in this *******ing s**t tip?" he wondered as he sauntered across the lawn - much to the amusement of his fellow housemates.

"Jesus Christ," he spluttered. "I JUMPED!" he exclaimed as he recalled the moment a thus far unidentified housemate had began to croon. "I *******ing s**t myself, man!"

When asked who it was that had woken him in such an unpleasant manner, Jason responded with "*******ing, the banshee" - which seemed to make sense to the other housemates, who continued to giggle at the sight of their furious friend.

Wakey wakey...


"I JUMPED ABOUT AN INCH OFF MY BED!" he insisted, perturbed at not being taken seriously.

Dan bravely attempted to put Jason in his place, reminding him that he could sleep whenever he wanted to.

"What else have you got to do?" he asked rhetorically.

A few minutes later Jason took himself and a bowl of cereal off to the love shack where he slurped his milk alone in silence, after which he curiously set about covering his feet in a mudpack treatment.

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