Simply Irresistible
 

Simply Irresistible
Day 37, 23:20
Saturday 03 July

Dan The Man gave away his secrets for pulling straight men in a frank exchange with housemates this evening.

He was telling the household of a little roll in the hay he'd had just before entering the House after Stuart asked him why he attracts straight men.

Dan explained, "They usually come out with the line that if they were gay they wouldn't mind trying it with me."

He then admitted he seals the deal with his own killer line, "And I say trying it with me does not make you gay anyway."

"They see a green light," he chirped.

Shell and Becki challenged him on whether that was true or whether it was just a great pick-up line.
Are you for real?

"It's true!" said an adamant Dan. "If I sleep with a girl, does that make me straight?"

"It does make you slightly bisexual," chipped in Becki.

"Well everybody's slightly bisexual," he replied, which prompted Victor to enter the debate for the first time.

"Easy, easy," he said, uncomfortable with the suggestion.

It doesn't look like Dan will be able to try out his best lines on Victor then. Even if it doesn't make him gay...


(I only have one response to this - WOOOOO-HOOOOO!!! See the 7th, 8th and 9th paragraph to realise the source of my joy! :bouncy:)

"Easy, easy," he said, uncomfortable with the suggestion."

Yes, but it doesn't mean he has?

Victor was the one who said the above quote, I can see him being uneasy about that suggestion :laugh:

No, it doesn't mean Dan has, but on the day Becki arrived in the house, Victor said that Dan said he (Dan) was up for sleeping with either a male or a female...so draw your own conclusions from that...I don't think Victor would lie about Dan saying that tho'.

LOL:hugesmile:

Dan is lovely. I think I could be good friends with Dan. I have a few gay friends and I love everyone of them to bits. Infact they are better than my girlfriends. I feel so much more comfortable around them.

yeah ive heard for a girl, gay friends are better.
:rolleyes:

yeah dan is great!
i want DAN, JAY OR VIC 2 WIN!!!, lol
i like jay and dans on, off relationship

Dan being my friend would be a dream come true for me :spin2:

Im hoping Dan, Jay or Vic win as well

I'd love to be friends (or more ;) ) with Dan. I have 3 gay friends who i love to bits and who i get on really well with.

I think Dan is mighty annoying. Nothing to do with him being gay, more the superior and patronising manner he treats people with, his duplicity and his hugely misjudged attitude of self-importance.

Sorry, but the majority of people who have posted in this thread (Dan fans) don't agree with you. :nono:

:thumbs:

i like dan, but i dislike nadia , she gets on my nerves ohh, lol

dan 2 win