[Julia L]

Simply Irresistible
Day 37, 23:20
Saturday 03 July

Dan The Man gave away his secrets for pulling straight men in a frank exchange with housemates this evening.

He was telling the household of a little roll in the hay he'd had just before entering the House after Stuart asked him why he attracts straight men.

Dan explained, "They usually come out with the line that if they were gay they wouldn't mind trying it with me."

He then admitted he seals the deal with his own killer line, "And I say trying it with me does not make you gay anyway."

"They see a green light," he chirped.

Shell and Becki challenged him on whether that was true or whether it was just a great pick-up line.
Are you for real?

"It's true!" said an adamant Dan. "If I sleep with a girl, does that make me straight?"

"It does make you slightly bisexual," chipped in Becki.

"Well everybody's slightly bisexual," he replied, which prompted Victor to enter the debate for the first time.

"Easy, easy," he said, uncomfortable with the suggestion.

It doesn't look like Dan will be able to try out his best lines on Victor then. Even if it doesn't make him gay...


(I only have one response to this - WOOOOO-HOOOOO!!! See the 7th, 8th and 9th paragraph to realise the source of my joy! )