Speak GAY with Ukturtle!
 

Here you go Picto...

Lesson 1:
Greetings:

(All MUST be said in high pitched manner while waving hands erratically)

*Hiya darling
*Oh My god! No way!
*(high pitched scream that lasts 5 seconds. no more, no less)


Responses: (straight lingo - gay lingo)

* Did you just insult my fashion sense? - Bitch please!
* You don't like Britney spears! - Bitch scum, Britney is the Queen!

* Plese don't answer me back - Shut your face and know your place (followed by flicking of the hair and the eye glare)



lesson 2 tomorrow (includes what to say to ugly people, people with no dress sense and how to cuss another gay in a bitch fight):thumbs:


oh and as a class assignment we will be researching how to deal with unwanted trouser snakes (i.e. Ross' willy) :tongue:

Woop =] x

Ty for that x

This is so useful.

I might try and get an exchange student.

German. American. Yiddish.

OH. MAI. GAWD.
*snaps fingers*
OH NO YOU DIDUN'T.


I'm the queen around here!

German would be best.



Great Idea
like
Edu-UKTurtle-GayTalk Sessions


Hope it does not scare Marsh.

I do all that except for the high pitched scream cos i cant do it lol oterwise i probably would.

im fluent in Gay.

Man teaching gay lingo say whatttt?

This thread makes me uncomfortable.
Its so stereotypical... LOL

Very true. but alot of peoples perception of gay guys is so stereotypical that i gave up ages ago and just go with it now.

Oh My god! No way! Did you just insult my fashion sense? - Bitch please!
:cheer:

:joker: Cheers for this!! You made my day Ukturtle!! :thumbs:

I love how my willy is in there somehow :spin:

Ha ha, I forgot about this.

Why did i start this? Shaun said something to me and somebody that triggered this....


I can't remember.


*Throws handbag down in hissy. Kicks expensive vase and screams so high pitched that only dogs and Kerry Katona can hear it.*

We've all been there. :love:

Queens are possibly the most annoying thing on this planet. I hate gay acting gays.

lol. I know. I think that was why I started this thread. It was so long ago though.

wow

Precisely so.

A Stage
with Fom in a Cage,
with 19 Queens walking round him.


That would make a Great Video.

Ha Ha. Poor Fom. That would be sheer hell. Even I would hate that!

I love this thread..I actually practised out load LOL

For once I like arista's thinking.