The 12 BB Days of Christmas
 

You know the tune:

On the twelfth day of Christmas Big Brother sent to me:

12 Fetching Paddys
11 Cooking Pennys
10 Arguing Stuarts
9 Nasty Nazs
8 Dingdong Bubbles
7 Farting Ammas
6 Knackered Joshes
5 Wicked Pauls
4 Crooning Deans
3 Boring Bettys
2 Sparkly Helens
and an evil demon called Brian. :devil:

I'm sure you can do much better!! :laugh: :dazzler: :laugh:

If there's '5 Wicked Pauls' but only '2 Sparkly Helens' that means there's 3 Pauls going spare.

I hereby claim one for my Christmas Stocking.

:spin2::bouncing::spin2:

Well, I won't be greedy - I'll take another one, which leaves one up for grabs! Maybe we should wrap him up and give him to R.O.B. as a Xmas present. :laugh:

Come on guys, any other ideas for the 12 days? :dazzler:

OK, lets have a go then.

12 Hidden Cameramen
11 Happy Housemates
10 Evil Demons
9 Weekly Tasks
8 Tricks for Paddy
7 Clucking Chickens
6 Six bottles of wine
5 Arguments
4 Birthday Parties
3 Dinner Dates
2 Teddy Bears

and 1 World Record.

Well done LEE - although 6 bottles of wine isn't going to make 11 housemates very happy, is it? :laugh: :laugh:

Loved your two versions, Kaz and Lee I would only mod the first version by inserting "non" before fetching!

I hereby claim the last Paul!

These festive smileys are brilliant.

:santa:

Ah, but Kaz, it was accurate. They were given six bottles of wine after they completed the grape crushing task in Week 2. :santa:

I bow to your superior knowledge LEE. :santa:

Actually, *cough cough*, there were only 10 housemates at that time - but I'll let you off. :laugh: :santa: :laugh: