[Kaz]

You know the tune:

On the twelfth day of Christmas Big Brother sent to me:

12 Fetching Paddys
11 Cooking Pennys
10 Arguing Stuarts
9 Nasty Nazs
8 Dingdong Bubbles
7 Farting Ammas
6 Knackered Joshes
5 Wicked Pauls
4 Crooning Deans
3 Boring Bettys
2 Sparkly Helens
and an evil demon called Brian.

I'm sure you can do much better!!

[LEE]

If there's '5 Wicked Pauls' but only '2 Sparkly Helens' that means there's 3 Pauls going spare.

I hereby claim one for my Christmas Stocking.

:bouncing:

[Kaz]

Well, I won't be greedy - I'll take another one, which leaves one up for grabs! Maybe we should wrap him up and give him to R.O.B. as a Xmas present.

Come on guys, any other ideas for the 12 days?

[LEE]

OK, lets have a go then.

12 Hidden Cameramen
11 Happy Housemates
10 Evil Demons
9 Weekly Tasks
8 Tricks for Paddy
7 Clucking Chickens
6 Six bottles of wine
5 Arguments
4 Birthday Parties
3 Dinner Dates
2 Teddy Bears

and 1 World Record.

[Kaz]

Well done LEE - although 6 bottles of wine isn't going to make 11 housemates very happy, is it?

[Mairi]

Loved your two versions, Kaz and Lee I would only mod the first version by inserting "non" before fetching!

I hereby claim the last Paul!

These festive smileys are brilliant.

:santa:

[LEE]

Originally posted by Kaz
Well done LEE - although 6 bottles of wine isn't going to make 11 housemates very happy, is it?

Ah, but Kaz, it was accurate. They were given six bottles of wine after they completed the grape crushing task in Week 2. :santa:

[Kaz]

I bow to your superior knowledge LEE. :santa:

Actually, *cough cough*, there were only 10 housemates at that time - but I'll let you off. :santa: