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Stu 30-05-2009 06:34 PM
Crap jokes that make you laugh...
 
Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?

Fo'Drizzle!

MrGaryy 30-05-2009 07:09 PM
i have one but it's a tad racist.

hannah. 30-05-2009 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by MrGaryy
i have one but it's a tad racist.
go

Shaun 30-05-2009 07:13 PM
Fo'Drizzle. Oh dear. I'm ashamed I laughed out loud :(

Harry! 30-05-2009 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?

Fo'Drizzle!
Don't get it :puzzled:

MrGaryy 30-05-2009 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by hannah.
Quote:
Originally posted by MrGaryy
i have one but it's a tad racist.
go
[spoil]Why did man create white chocolate?
so black children can have dirty faces.[/spoil]

Firewire 30-05-2009 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Harry.
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?

Fo'Drizzle!
Don't get it :puzzled:
Snoop Dogg says a lot of 'izzle' words.

Drizzle is light rain.

Umbrella? Rain?

Fo'Drizzle

Harry! 30-05-2009 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Firewire
Quote:
Originally posted by Harry.
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?

Fo'Drizzle!
Don't get it :puzzled:
Snoop Dogg says a lot of 'izzle' words.

Drizzle is light rain.

Umbrella? Rain?

Fo'Drizzle
Oh I get it now!

Stu 30-05-2009 07:21 PM
Bruce Lee wants what for Christmas?











































ATOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Rory 30-05-2009 07:24 PM
What do you call a cow with no legs?




Ground beef!

VicKyyKciV 30-05-2009 07:26 PM
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? to get to the bird eye shop :laugh2:

Stu 30-05-2009 07:31 PM
Quality stuff from everybody so far. Keep them coming.

Anyway ... say ... what do you call something white that cant climb a tree?
































A fridge.

VicKyyKciV 30-05-2009 07:34 PM
When is a virgin not a virgin, when a virgin meets a virgina :cheer2:

GhettoSuperstar 30-05-2009 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VicKyyKciV
When is a virgin not a virgin, when a virgin meets a virgina :cheer2:
LMAO!

Stu 30-05-2009 07:51 PM
An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.

Beastie 30-05-2009 07:54 PM
what do you call a bird that was hit by a combine harvester????

SHREDDED TWEET

Stu 30-05-2009 07:55 PM
D is for Lysdexia

VicKyyKciV 30-05-2009 07:56 PM
What happens when you cross a bitch with a bastard? a ****ing real bastard bitch :cheer2:

Beastie 30-05-2009 07:57 PM
a skinny person who sees a fat person in the mirror.. their aim is to become......

ANOREXICALLY PLEASING

VicKyyKciV 30-05-2009 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by bbfanatic
a skinny person who sees a fat person in the mirror.. their aim is to become......

ANOREXICALLY PLEASING
Thats really funny and sick to lo

GhettoSuperstar 30-05-2009 08:00 PM
Too much WKD makes you FKD.

Beastie 30-05-2009 08:00 PM
yeah.. because i always think of the word.. "aesthetically pleasing"

and then in my mind came.. "anorexically pleasing"

lol

Stu 30-05-2009 11:16 PM
What's the difference between jam, marmalade & butter?


























You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse.

Tom 31-05-2009 01:29 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Too much WKD makes you FKD.
WKD is rank. They always make me sick

Stu 31-05-2009 06:34 AM
WKD is the best crap joke of this thread thus far.


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