[Romantic Old Bird]

Saw this at the hairdressers yesterday. I feel this is my own personal version of purgatory.

Her continuing success is obviously a punishment to me for some heinous misdemeanour in a former life.

Remember when a film producer at Cannes told Helen she should be in a Woody Allen film because she had a large mouth and Woody really liked that? Sadly, that isn't going to happen, but Dear God imagine the spectacle of JG in one of his masterpieces. She could be global.........

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE HAVE MERCY