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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier
Me when I turned 36 and my wife pointed out I'm now closer to 40 than 30  . She is 34. She insists that this now makes me a dirty old man, as I am "basically 40" and she is "basically 30". I'm not comfortable with this logic  . |
Threaten her with a midlife crisis where you'll trade her in for a younger model
