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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier
Me when I turned 36 and my wife pointed out I'm now closer to 40 than 30  . She is 34. She insists that this now makes me a dirty old man, as I am "basically 40" and she is "basically 30". I'm not comfortable with this logic  . |
Threaten her with a midlife crisis where you'll trade her in for a younger model
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die
04-08-2021, 10:28 AM
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