Of course I think Paul Clarke's
'I have lived my life, my adult life, like what I would consider an international pop star'
a pretty unbeatable quote.
As well as most 'Helen-isms' - classics, and completely uncontrived. (Jades were often put on IMHO).
Dean's response to hearing that the girls had named the chickens after the spice girls:
"Good, it'll make it easier to kill them"
Alex telling BB that he was not a professional chicken catcher
Tim: Comprendez?
Lesley: " I know that I'm attractive'
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