Good grief!! Just WHO has got £3000 to spend on a suitcase, a book and two naff outfits???
The net worth must be about £100 at a push, assuming all were new (and you also had no taste).
The cost of a signed copy of the book will be about a fiver in a couple of months.........
Pity they don't send the money to the Niger appeal:
What your money can buy
£10 can buy vital re-hydration salts for 500 children.
£50 feeds a family of seven for more than two months.
£100 keeps ten milking cows alive for more than six weeks.
Don't you think?
