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Old 03-09-2009, 07:04 PM #43
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[rquote=2497274&tid=144147&author=Bombardier]His work must have a lot of really loud washing machines. After 15 years of shouting to your co-workers over the din of heavy duty machinery I think you would just eventually start doing it even when not at work and/or be deafened.

David also seems like quite a nightclubber. Eternally going from work to nightclub would not be conducive to developing a measured "indoor" voice.

Use your "indoor" voice, David.

I get a kick out of David sometimes but I hate how contrived his very presence is in the house. He's a nailed on, tailor-made crony for Lisa and the producers had to know they were effectively doubling Lisa's nominations by putting him in. Slightly suspicious.

I'm also slightly suspicious about the London Task. Every single task where we've been a party to the assignment of roles, Lisa has shouted to put her and David together (she speaks for him sometimes which is patronising and reflective of her profound but sometimes hard to detect evil) and she always chooses what seems like a role that will not be too difficult or prevent them from sitting there smoking for most of the task. The producers had to know there was a greater than 50% chance that Lisa and David would chose those roles, and in any case they could always have two different alien tasks on standby depending on who ended up picking the roles.

I hate feeling like Lisa and David have been rewarded and given an advantage, however slight, because at this stage of the game any fresh air and contact with the outside world must be refreshing and invigorating. The producers have lined them up as these coarse-accented, tattooed gay working class figures who have a sort of gruff lovability (not to me, though). They think they've found a great z-list comedy duo, but all I see are a pair of rather desperate oiks who've had hard lives and because of that have now developed a fairly perverse sense of entitlement at the first brush with media/money/celebrity.[/rquote]

What a brilliant answer!!! Bombardier, I love you. I think you're wonderful.
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