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Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
I know, the eyes look to scary.
But fear not its only Mrs Hessinghamlyshires dog disguise, (really though you shouldnt see it, as in truth, well its more of a sexual thing, a bit of dominatrix that Mr Hessinghamlyshire likes, he's a little weird, still I should of know that when I found him lying on the floor unconcious in the park, I brought him home and nursed him back to health. So yeah, its her sex costume, he likes her mouth on him, and well, sticks dont have mouths. They do however have the abilty to speak straight into you ear by use of vibrations that they ear drum picks up, kind of like the way Sooty did.
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Mrs H sounds like a right slaaaaag