[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by happyland

Christ, that dog looks evil! Get your stick out his mouth for god's sake!!

I know, the eyes look to scary.

But fear not its only Mrs Hessinghamlyshires dog disguise, (really though you shouldnt see it, as in truth, well its more of a sexual thing, a bit of dominatrix that Mr Hessinghamlyshire likes, he's a little weird, still I should of know that when I found him lying on the floor unconcious in the park, I brought him home and nursed him back to health. So yeah, its her sex costume, he likes her mouth on him, and well, sticks dont have mouths. They do however have the abilty to speak straight into you ear by use of vibrations that they ear drum picks up, kind of like the way Sooty did.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

I know, the eyes look to scary.

But fear not its only Mrs Hessinghamlyshires dog disguise, (really though you shouldnt see it, as in truth, well its more of a sexual thing, a bit of dominatrix that Mr Hessinghamlyshire likes, he's a little weird, still I should of know that when I found him lying on the floor unconcious in the park, I brought him home and nursed him back to health. So yeah, its her sex costume, he likes her mouth on him, and well, sticks dont have mouths. They do however have the abilty to speak straight into you ear by use of vibrations that they ear drum picks up, kind of like the way Sooty did.

Mrs H sounds like a right slaaaaag

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by happyland

Mrs H sounds like a right slaaaaag

She is, she's made of willow so very flexible......

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

She is, she's made of willow so very flexible......

Oi! .. my chiropractor says I am flexible... overly flexible. Doesn't make me a slaaaag!

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally Posted by happyland

Oi! .. my chiropractor says I am flexible... overly flexible. Doesn't make me a slaaaag!

No indeed it does not, but I found her one day when out for a stroll with Mr Hessinghamlyshire (freak pointing don't you know) and we saw her in a bush, thats when Mr Hessinghamlyshire fell in love with her, even though she was in a bush at the time.

He fell in love with her during what very much looked like to me a gang bang of some description.

Wrong, so very very wrong. Mr Hessinghamlyshire is a sick puppy at times.