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Originally Posted by Stu
Wait, this is your problem man. You pay me the 300 to take away the duck weed.
And I will pay you 100 for those sexy ducks. I have a mate who makes a killing on the ol' duck porn circuit.
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Duck porn? I don't think they've been trained for that sort of thing. They're camera shy you see. Tervold (the eldest) gets very stiff when he's nervous, which causes him to sink to the bottom of the pond at an alarming rate. Have you not any alternative career pathways for these little fellas?