[KennethTong]

Originally Posted by Stu

Wait, this is your problem man. You pay me the 300 to take away the duck weed.

And I will pay you 100 for those sexy ducks. I have a mate who makes a killing on the ol' duck porn circuit.

Duck porn? I don't think they've been trained for that sort of thing. They're camera shy you see. Tervold (the eldest) gets very stiff when he's nervous, which causes him to sink to the bottom of the pond at an alarming rate. Have you not any alternative career pathways for these little fellas?

[Stu]

Originally Posted by KennethTong

Tervold (the eldest) gets very stiff

That's exactly what we are looking for my good man.

Our boy trains the ducks too like, and it's all done in a professional studio, so there is no worries.

[KennethTong]

Originally Posted by Stu

That's exactly what we are looking for my good man.

Our boy trains the ducks too like, and it's all done in a professional studio, so there is no worries.

Will they be fed? do YOU even know what these ducks eat? they seem to have very large appetites.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by KennethTong

Will they be fed? do YOU even know what these ducks eat? they seem to have very large appetites.

These ducks will eat the cock my friend.

These ducks will eat the cock.

[KennethTong]

Originally Posted by Stu

These ducks will eat the cock my friend.

These ducks will eat the cock.

I'm not sure that they are that way inclined.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by KennethTong

I'm not sure that they are that way inclined.

It wont be for them to decide, when it comes time...