My Celebrity BB housemates would be:
1. Dawn French - the funniest woman on television
2. Gordon Ramsay - to make sure the housemates ate well
3. Victoria Beckham - to see how she coped without a hairdrier!!
4. David Ginola - well, we need something yummy to look at
5. Lorraine Kelly - down to earth and a mother figure for the housemates
6. Jonathan Ross - even more sarcastic and bitchier than Naz
