*Randy Marsh OTT Voice*
Just calm down Jack, Just calm down!
We have to stay strong, he may just be out to Tescos shopping, or maybe at a Theme Park, he could even be shagging Davina McCall right as I type this.
You never know
But I dont think hes left us again, hes too cool for that.
Probley just popped out for a pint of milk as you do.