One night I couldnt get to sleep and woke up and started staring at the wall and from my window I heared our next door neighbours arguing in the garden
She was like: I fu
cking saw you geard!
He was like: It wasnt what you think!
She goes: Your nothen but a drunken bastard!
PMSL
I love when this happens, Enjoy it Jess.
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