[Tom]

What are yours?

Jade BB3- "You can see me kebab"

Lisa BB4- "I could kill someone, with these two fingers. I might look like some upper middle class bird but I can handle myself"

Emma BB5- "He thinks I'm as thick as Jade Goodier"

Derek BB6 [after Orlaith said to evicted housemate she hopes shes next]- "Me too"

Grace BB7- "Great big silicone chunky thunder thighs"

Lesley BB8- "Keep calm and have a strawberry ... they stink of fish"

Mikey BB9 [after Nicole asked him to turn the sausages over pmsl] "oooh my hair my hair"

Bea BB10- "4 million think you've got the saddest hairdo since 1982" or "do you really think the Queen would appear on Big Brother? I mean could you imagine Wife Swap with the Queen or Celebrity Come Dine With Me at Buckingham Palace?"