[Patrick]

Stand there with my other housemates and laugh at the d*cks or just get everyone to walk inside and like ignore them completely and they will look like utter fails.

But if any of them were as ******ing ignorant to me as they were with Andrew when he just ran into him and shoved him, I'd grab him by the throat and murder him but if I really wanted to stay in the house I'd just do what Stu did in BB9 and be like 'What the ****** is wrong with you?'

And then something that Stu didn't do, I'd grab that blue chair in the garden and through it at one of the Jedward twins.