[Patrick]

Saturday's Highlight Show [SPOILERS]



PREVIOUSLY!

Davina: John James! Sam! Corin! Dave!
*Booo*

TONIGHT!

*JJ and Steve are playing catch*

*Titles*

Day 73 11:02AM

*Shows Garden and you can hear like the wind and a little bit of straw rolls across the pool area like in Wild West Movies*

Josie is at the smoking area.
*Whistles Combine 'arvester*

Steve is in the living room
*Andrew walks past*

Steve: I might cook dinner tonight mate.
Andrew: Really, What were you thinking?
Steve: Some Green Giant Sweet Corn.
Andrew: Green Giant?

(It's so boring they skip to Dinner Time)

5:39PM

JJ is in the toilet
*You can hear piss hitting the toilet seat*

Mario is in the Diary Room with his eviction outfit.
Mario: Am I going home?
BB: Mario, you're not going home.
Mario: Can we have some booze?
BB: No.


10:18PM
*Shows the bathroom, living area, kitchen and garden all empty*

Steve is sleeping in The Nest.
*Farts*

The rest of the housemates are in the bedroom
[The next 45 Minutes of the show is spent showing the housemates sleeping but something big happens next!]

*Josie gets up for a drink of water and a fag and goes back to sleep*

*Theme tune comes on*

Steve... Josie... Andrew...JJ...And Mario!
Who WINS Big Brother 2010? YOU DECIDE.
*Calls out numbers*

Lines close in Tuesday's finale, don't forget to vote Josie!

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