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Originally Posted by Claymores
I'm rubbish with the buttons on Levi's 501s. On holiday recently, I was getting worried that all the Germans in the male toilets would be thinking I was breaking the male code by wriggling back and forwards trying to get the buttons out!
On the other hand, when I wore the kilt, all the Germans were well impressed when I just walked up to the urinal, pulled the bottom of the kilt up to eyeline and started while they were fumbling about 
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I bet they were impressed until they seen the trail of drips on the floor